English Pechano

Ek shop hai jaha har kisi ko english me bolna hota h ek roj waha ek dehati aata hai jise thodi bahut tooti footi english aati hai usne waitr se kaha '' half circle, full circle, half circle, A, half circle, full circle, right angle, A.'' mujhe lake do, to batao usne kya mangaa...!

Kali Aur Lambi

Kali hai par Kaag Nhi,
Lambi hai par Naag Nhi!
Balkhati hai par Dor Nhi,
Bandhte hai par Dor Nhi

Gardan Kato to Chlu mai

Lamba purja chalta hai,

chal ke phir rukh jata hai!!
Chaku laao gardan katoon,

phir woh chalne lagta hai???
Bolon kya hai woh??

Btao kon sa Phool

Ek Phool hai Kale rang ka
Sir par hamesha suhaye
Tej Dhoop me khil khil jata
par chaya me murjaye

Mera to Muh kala

Kala Muh Lal Sharir
Kagaj ko weh khata,
Roj sham ko pet fadkar
Koi unhe le jata

Kon Hai Pehalvaan

Unth(Camel)  ki Bethak
Hiran ki Chaal
Bolo Kon hai vo Pehalvaan??

Bache Bude Ki paheli

Bimar Nhi rehti mai,
Fir bhi khati hu Goli
Bache Bude sab Dar jate
Sun kar iski Boli
Btao kya?

Aaram Aur Sangram

Ye Hamko deti aaram,
Ye Uchi to Ucha Naam,
Bade Bade logo ko Dekha,
Iske liye hota sangram,
Btao kya?

Hindi Jokes

Daaru peene ke liye Kabhi bhi kisi ko
force nahi karna
chahiye.

Kyo?
Socho.

Amir Garib ek Barabar

Aise kon sa sathan (place) hai.
Jha par Amir se Amir log bhi apne hath me katora lekar khada hota hai??

Maths (Mental Attack to Honest Students) ki paheli

What is the Answer ?

One Word 4 all

Paan sada to kyu sada?
Ghoda ada to kyu ada?
Roti jali to kyu jali?
3no ka ans ek hi h.
Rply fast 

Urdu Paheliyan

Laal aur Kala

Khridne Par Kala
Jalane par Laal
Fenkne par Safed
Btao kya hai ye?

Jangel ki Paheli

Jangal me Mayka,
Gaav me sasural,
Gaav me ayi Dulhan,
Udh chla Bawal

Btao Kya?

Aise kya Chiz hai?

wo kya chiz hai jo saal me ek baar
Mahine me do bar , hafte me char bar,

Aur Din me 6 bar aati hai.. ??

Math Quiz

Any one Guess What is the no in the ?.

Ghode Ki Paheli

kale Ghoda,
Safed ki sawari
ek utra to dusre ki bari.

English Riddle Quiz

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

Indian Pakistan ki Paheli

Ek bakra india aur pakistan k border par rehta hai,
vo Pani india ka peeta hai aur Ghas pakistan ki khata hai,
To Btao us k dhoodh pe kis ka haq hai?
Pakistan ka ya india ka aur kyu?

One Word 4 All

Aik budha admi aik bachi aur bakri k sath ja raha tha k aik admi ne us se 3 sawal puche
1.is bakri ki qemat kya ha?
2.ye bachi tumari kya lagti ha?
3.tumari umar kitni ha?
Us budhe ne aik lafaz bola to sare sawalo ka jawab ho gaya wo lafz kya tha?

Dukandar ki Paheli.

1 shaks ke paas paise nahi hai to wo ek dukaan me gaya.
Or dukaandar se pucha :
bread kitne ki hai..?
Dukandar : 5 rupye ki.
Wo bola mujhe ye bread do.
To dukandar ne de diya.
Usne bread liya or khaya nahi fir pucha ye kele(banana) kitne ki hai dukandar ne kaha panch rupye to us shaqs ne kaha ye 5 rupye ka bread le lo or mujhe 5 rupye ka kela de do..
Dukandar ne bread le kar kela de diya..
Wo shaqs khakar rupiye nahi dekar chal para to dukandar ne kaha bhai rupye to de do..
Wo shaqs ne kaha kis chiz ke rupye du..?
Dukandar ne kaha kele ke..
Wo shaqs ne kaha maine to tumhe 5 rupye ke bread wapas karke 5 rupye ka kela liya wo fir rupye kiu..?
Dukandar ne kaha to mere bread ka 5 rupye de do.
Wo shaqs ne kaha main bread ka 5 rupye kiu du main to tumko bread de diya...!

(ab dukandaar bechara bahoot pareshan hai ke kaise usse paise le agar koi aqalmand hai to use plz help kare) 

Naam Btao...

sonu k papa k 4 bete h

ek ka nam chawanni,

dusre ka athanni ,

tesre ka nam Rupaya 

4th ka nam kya h???

Aapki Chij ko kon Use kre??

Aisi koun si chij hai
Jo hai to Tumhari, per Usko Dusre Log Use Karte hai?

One Word 4 all

Ek Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik…….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.

Sona Aur Rona

Din me soye
Raat me roye
Jitna Roye
Utna Khoye

Ghode ki Paheli

Lal Ghoda Ruka rhe.
Kala Ghoda Bhagta Jaye.!
Btao Kon??

Nak Pe Chadne

Agar Naak pe Chad Jau,
Kaan Pakad kar Tumhe Padau!
Btao kon?

Kiske Sir par Pair hote hai?

Aise Kon se chidiya hai Jiske Sir par Pair Hote hai?

Choti Hoti hai??

Aise kon se chej hai jise jitna khicho vo utni hi choti hoti hai..