Sunday, December 23, 2012

Sardi ki Paheli


Aisi kon si cheej hai jo adhik thand Sardi me bhi pigalti hai..

 ऐसी कोनसी  चीज़  ह जो  अधिक ठण्ड में भी पिगलती है.!

Sunday, December 16, 2012

March April ki Paheli

Samajhdar log jawab do...
April march se pahle kahan aata hai ??

Sunday, December 9, 2012

chor ki paheli

char khando ka nagar bana
char kuye bin pani
chor 18 usme baithe
liye ek rani
aaya ek droga
sabko peet-peetkar
kuye me dala.
 Btao Kya?

 चार  खंडो का नगर बना
 चार कुए बिन पानी
 चोर  18 उसमे बैठे
 लिए  1 रानी
 आया  1 दरोगा
 सबको पीट-पीटकर
 कुए  में डाला.
 बताओ  क्या?

Gufa ki Paheli

Ek Gufa ke Do Rakhwale.
Dono Lambe
Dono Kale
Btao Kya?

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Husband wife ki Paheli

Ek adami ne apni patni ko jaan se mara.
Bahut logo ne dekha lekin usko hatya ka doshi nahi mana.
Kyon ??


Friday, November 30, 2012

Math Riddles

8 ko likho 8 baar
utter aaye 1000
(8 Ko 8 baar Kaise Likhe ki unka answer 1000 aana Chahiye)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Ladki ki Paheli

Ladki ke paas wo konsi cheez hai jo Uske paas
shaadi se pahle bhi hoti
Aur Shadi k baad bhi
Par Shadi wale Din Nhi hotii?

Paheliyan in Urdu with Answer

Murgi anda deti hai,
       Aur 
Cow dudh dethi hai,
To Aisa kon hai
Jo anda bi deta hai & dudh bhi dita hai..

Friday, November 23, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Chaav Dhup ki Paheli

ye btao vo kon si chij h
Jo Dhup me aane par jalne lagti h,
Chhav me aane par murjha jati h,
aur Hawa chalne par mar jati h.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Doctor ki Paheli

Ek din, Ek vakil aur uske bete ka accident ho gaya,

Unhe hospital le jaya gaya,

Operation room me Doctor ne Enter kiya aur ladke ko dekh kar kaha

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ye to mera beta hai..

To my frends bataiye doctor ne us ladke ko apna beta kyo kaha?

Monday, November 12, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Paheli for kids

Dunia bhar ki karta sair,
Dharti pe na rakhta pair,
Din me sota raat me jagta,
Raat andheri meri bagair
jaldi batao mai hu kaun??

Thursday, November 1, 2012

1 Rupay ki Paheli

Dimag Hai to Ans. Do
3 Frnds the wo market gye,
whan unhe ek watch pasand aa gyi jiska price tha 30 rs.
teeno ne milkar 10-10 rs. milakar wo watch kharid li,
baad me dukaandaar bola apko 5 rs. ka discount mil rha hai,
teeno ne 1-1 rs. wapis le lia, baki bache 2 rs. wo unho ne bikhari ko de diye,
ab btao sare paise dubara ikathe karne hain,
teeno ke 9-9 rs. pade 9x3=27 + 2 rs. bikhari k 27+2=29
Btao 1 rs. kha gya??

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Bhai Behan ki Paheli

Bujho Bhaiya Ek Paheli
Jab Kaato to Nai Naveli

बूझो भैया एक पहेली 
जब काटो तो नई नवेली !

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Bujho to Jaane

Ek bahra andhe ki biwi ko bhaga le gaya aur gunge ne dekh liya
per mushkil ye hai ki gunga andhe ko ye baat kaise bataye.?

Monday, October 22, 2012

Chor Police ki Paheli

Somvaar ka din tha: Do chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage.
Police ne choro ka peecha kiya,
Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki number plate ki lights kharaab thi.
Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi.....
To my friends, Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda . . . . . . ?

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Math Puzzles


Riddles in english

Common Sense Test Fill in the blank

"Sara is the daughter of Aslam.
So, Aslam is the _____of Sara's father."
Only genious will reply...:D

HAAN G HAI KOI GENIOUS...:p:p

Saturday, October 20, 2012

puzzles and riddles

3 chiti 1 sath ja rahe the
Aage wali chiti boli mere phiche 2 chiti
Phiche wali boli mere aage 2 chiti
Per bich boli mere aage bhi 2 chiti mere phiche bhi 2 chiti batao kaise.??

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Puzzle in Hindi

Asa kon sa fal (Fruit) hai jo kache me mitha
aur pakne k baad khata ya kadwa lagta hai.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Paheli Dhoop ki

Dhoop Dekh mai Aa Jau,
Chav Dekh Sharma Jau,
Jab Hawa Kare muje sparsh,
Mai Usme Sama Jau.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Puzzles for kids

Kaan Marore Pani Dunga,
Mai Koi Paisa Nhi Lunga.

Dibbe Ki Paheli

Laal Laal Dibba
Dibbe me ched
Band kiya Tala
Kya hai Iska Baid

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Jindgi aur Mout ki Paheli

Ek Paheli Sada Naveli
Jo Bujhe so Jinda
Jinda me se Murda Nikle,
Murde me se Jinde.!

Monday, September 3, 2012

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Suicide Case ki paheli

Solve the case. . .

Ek bar police ek kamare me ghusi, us kamare me ek lash fan se latki hui thi aur farsh pe pani faila hai per room mei bucket nai tha. Kamra bikul khali tha. Kuch nai tha kamare me. Lash ki height 6 ft 5' thi aur fan 8 ft pe thi. Kamara andar se band tha. Its a suicide case. But kamare me kuch tha hi nai to wo aadmi itni uper fan se latak ke suicid kaise kiya. . . ?

English Pechano

Ek shop hai jaha har kisi ko english me bolna hota h ek roj waha ek dehati aata hai jise thodi bahut tooti footi english aati hai usne waitr se kaha '' half circle, full circle, half circle, A, half circle, full circle, right angle, A.'' mujhe lake do, to batao usne kya mangaa...!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Kali Aur Lambi

Kali hai par Kaag Nhi,
Lambi hai par Naag Nhi!
Balkhati hai par Dor Nhi,
Bandhte hai par Dor Nhi

Gardan Kato to Chlu mai

Lamba purja chalta hai,
chal ke phir rukh jata hai!!
Chaku laao gardan katoon,
phir woh chalne lagta hai???
Bolon kya hai woh??

Btao kon sa Phool

Ek Phool hai Kale rang ka
Sir par hamesha suhaye
Tej Dhoop me khil khil jata
par chaya me murjaye

Mera to Muh kala

Kala Muh Lal Sharir
Kagaj ko weh khata,
Roj sham ko pet fadkar
Koi unhe le jata

Kon Hai Pehalvaan

Unth(Camel)  ki Bethak
Hiran ki Chaal
Bolo Kon hai vo Pehalvaan??

Bache Bude Ki paheli

Bimar Nhi rehti mai,
Fir bhi khati hu Goli
Bache Bude sab Dar jate
Sun kar iski Boli
Btao kya?


Saturday, August 18, 2012

Aaram Aur Sangram

Monday, August 6, 2012

Hindi Jokes

Daaru peene ke liye Kabhi bhi kisi ko
force nahi karna
chahiye.

Kyo?
Socho.

Amir Garib ek Barabar

Aise kon sa sathan (place) hai.
Jha par Amir se Amir log bhi apne hath me katora lekar khada hota hai??

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Jangel ki Paheli

Jangal me Mayka,
Gaav me sasural,
Gaav me ayi Dulhan,
Udh chla Bawal

Btao Kya?


Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Aise kya Chiz hai?

wo kya chiz hai jo saal me ek baar
Mahine me do bar , hafte me char bar,
Aur Din me 6 bar aati hai.. ??

Friday, June 22, 2012

Sunday, June 17, 2012

English Riddle Quiz

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Indian Pakistan ki Paheli


Ek bakra india aur pakistan k border par rehta hai,
vo Pani india ka peeta hai aur Ghas pakistan ki khata hai,
To Btao us k dhoodh pe kis ka haq hai?
Pakistan ka ya india ka aur kyu?


Saturday, June 2, 2012

One Word 4 All

Aik budha admi aik bachi aur bakri k sath ja raha tha k aik admi ne us se 3 sawal puche
1.is bakri ki qemat kya ha?
2.ye bachi tumari kya lagti ha?
3.tumari umar kitni ha?
Us budhe ne aik lafaz bola to sare sawalo ka jawab ho gaya wo lafz kya tha?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Dukandar ki Paheli.

1 shaks ke paas paise nahi hai to wo ek dukaan me gaya.
Or dukaandar se pucha :
bread kitne ki hai..?
Dukandar : 5 rupye ki.
Wo bola mujhe ye bread do.
To dukandar ne de diya.
Usne bread liya or khaya nahi fir pucha ye kele(banana) kitne ki hai dukandar ne kaha panch rupye to us shaqs ne kaha ye 5 rupye ka bread le lo or mujhe 5 rupye ka kela de do..
Dukandar ne bread le kar kela de diya..
Wo shaqs khakar rupiye nahi dekar chal para to dukandar ne kaha bhai rupye to de do..
Wo shaqs ne kaha kis chiz ke rupye du..?
Dukandar ne kaha kele ke..
Wo shaqs ne kaha maine to tumhe 5 rupye ke bread wapas karke 5 rupye ka kela liya wo fir rupye kiu..?
Dukandar ne kaha to mere bread ka 5 rupye de do.
Wo shaqs ne kaha main bread ka 5 rupye kiu du main to tumko bread de diya...!

(ab dukandaar bechara bahoot pareshan hai ke kaise usse paise le agar koi aqalmand hai to use plz help kare) 

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Naam Btao...

sonu k papa k 4 bete h
ek ka nam chawanni,
dusre ka athanni ,
tesre ka nam Rupaya 
4th ka nam kya h???

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Aapki Chij ko kon Use kre??

Aisi koun si chij hai
Jo hai to Tumhari, per Usko Dusre Log Use Karte hai?

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

One Word 4 all

Ek Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik…….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012