Friday, June 22, 2012

Ghode Ki Paheli

kale Ghoda,
Safed ki sawari
ek utra to dusre ki bari.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

English Riddle Quiz

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Indian Pakistan ki Paheli


Ek bakra india aur pakistan k border par rehta hai,
vo Pani india ka peeta hai aur Ghas pakistan ki khata hai,
To Btao us k dhoodh pe kis ka haq hai?
Pakistan ka ya india ka aur kyu?


Saturday, June 2, 2012

One Word 4 All

Aik budha admi aik bachi aur bakri k sath ja raha tha k aik admi ne us se 3 sawal puche
1.is bakri ki qemat kya ha?
2.ye bachi tumari kya lagti ha?
3.tumari umar kitni ha?
Us budhe ne aik lafaz bola to sare sawalo ka jawab ho gaya wo lafz kya tha?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Dukandar ki Paheli.

1 shaks ke paas paise nahi hai to wo ek dukaan me gaya.
Or dukaandar se pucha :
bread kitne ki hai..?
Dukandar : 5 rupye ki.
Wo bola mujhe ye bread do.
To dukandar ne de diya.
Usne bread liya or khaya nahi fir pucha ye kele(banana) kitne ki hai dukandar ne kaha panch rupye to us shaqs ne kaha ye 5 rupye ka bread le lo or mujhe 5 rupye ka kela de do..
Dukandar ne bread le kar kela de diya..
Wo shaqs khakar rupiye nahi dekar chal para to dukandar ne kaha bhai rupye to de do..
Wo shaqs ne kaha kis chiz ke rupye du..?
Dukandar ne kaha kele ke..
Wo shaqs ne kaha maine to tumhe 5 rupye ke bread wapas karke 5 rupye ka kela liya wo fir rupye kiu..?
Dukandar ne kaha to mere bread ka 5 rupye de do.
Wo shaqs ne kaha main bread ka 5 rupye kiu du main to tumko bread de diya...!

(ab dukandaar bechara bahoot pareshan hai ke kaise usse paise le agar koi aqalmand hai to use plz help kare) 

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Naam Btao...

sonu k papa k 4 bete h
ek ka nam chawanni,
dusre ka athanni ,
tesre ka nam Rupaya 
4th ka nam kya h???

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Aapki Chij ko kon Use kre??

Aisi koun si chij hai
Jo hai to Tumhari, per Usko Dusre Log Use Karte hai?

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

One Word 4 all

Ek Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik…….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012