Sunday, December 9, 2012

Gufa ki Paheli

Ek Gufa ke Do Rakhwale.
Dono Lambe
Dono Kale
Btao Kya?

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Husband wife ki Paheli

Ek adami ne apni patni ko jaan se mara.
Bahut logo ne dekha lekin usko hatya ka doshi nahi mana.
Kyon ??


Friday, November 30, 2012

Math Riddles

8 ko likho 8 baar
utter aaye 1000
(8 Ko 8 baar Kaise Likhe ki unka answer 1000 aana Chahiye)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Ladki ki Paheli

Ladki ke paas wo konsi cheez hai jo Uske paas
shaadi se pahle bhi hoti
Aur Shadi k baad bhi
Par Shadi wale Din Nhi hotii?

Paheliyan in Urdu with Answer

Murgi anda deti hai,
       Aur 
Cow dudh dethi hai,
To Aisa kon hai
Jo anda bi deta hai & dudh bhi dita hai..

Friday, November 23, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Chaav Dhup ki Paheli

ye btao vo kon si chij h
Jo Dhup me aane par jalne lagti h,
Chhav me aane par murjha jati h,
aur Hawa chalne par mar jati h.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Doctor ki Paheli

Ek din, Ek vakil aur uske bete ka accident ho gaya,

Unhe hospital le jaya gaya,

Operation room me Doctor ne Enter kiya aur ladke ko dekh kar kaha

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ye to mera beta hai..

To my frends bataiye doctor ne us ladke ko apna beta kyo kaha?

Monday, November 12, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Paheli for kids

Dunia bhar ki karta sair,
Dharti pe na rakhta pair,
Din me sota raat me jagta,
Raat andheri meri bagair
jaldi batao mai hu kaun??

Thursday, November 1, 2012

1 Rupay ki Paheli

Dimag Hai to Ans. Do
3 Frnds the wo market gye,
whan unhe ek watch pasand aa gyi jiska price tha 30 rs.
teeno ne milkar 10-10 rs. milakar wo watch kharid li,
baad me dukaandaar bola apko 5 rs. ka discount mil rha hai,
teeno ne 1-1 rs. wapis le lia, baki bache 2 rs. wo unho ne bikhari ko de diye,
ab btao sare paise dubara ikathe karne hain,
teeno ke 9-9 rs. pade 9x3=27 + 2 rs. bikhari k 27+2=29
Btao 1 rs. kha gya??